Well we're not the brightest bunch over here at TWS (The Weekly Swamp) but we all know the answer to that last one is an emphatic yes. Except for that one time with Jerome and the tight shirt wearing dinosaur Bozetti.
Now if you have no idea what we just said there, that's OK.
You're not the only one.
We here at TWS understand we have followers from all over the globe. And half the time they can't comprehend a word. Mostly because we couldn't pay for translators so our chinese version looks like this; "Bigbody Ballers ching chang chong G Knights domo arigato mister roboto."
Telemundo and Univision are none too pleased either with our spanish version; "The New Kings tiene un gato en sus pantalones cuando él tomó encendido Gators."
Not our finest hour. And even in English, some can't understand the action!
So for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home, we proudly present to you...
MUDDIN' THROUGH THE SWAMP:
A Guide To Understanding The Most Prolific Fantasy Football League Of All Time
First off, let us say hello to new friends and old. We are The Weekly Swamp. Named after the beloved league we follow, The Swamp, we strive for perfection in reporting.
But we fall short sometimes. Maybe more than short. Maybe really short...
Still, we are ones who bring you anything and everything Swamp related on a weekly basis!
This is a minor introduction into The Swamp so that way the rest of humanity can see what our generation really takes near and dear to their hearts.... FANTASY FOOTBALL!
The Swamp Fantasy Football League was founded by Matthew Krattish, Olo Karpha, Eric Brandon and Andrew Hibbert in 2002 out of boredom, football fanaticism, and lack of sexual prowess. But little did they know what this ragtag collection would evolve into over the course of time.
Over the years they have had members come and go, rotating in and out the best of the best.
As of the 2009 season this is the current roster;
Team Coach Name
Gators -- Coach/Commish Kratish -- Matthew Kratish
BigBody Ballers -- Coach BigBody -- Eric Brandon
The New Kings -- Coach Hair Deuce aka Coach Kingsley -- Andrew Hibbert
Dough Boyz -- Coach Killa Karpha -- Oluyemi "Olo" Karpha
G Knights -- Coach Hair Trece -- Ricky Geer
Patrick Chewing -- Coach Showtime -- John Easevoli
Hairs Hooligans -- Coach Doc Zoidberg/Owner Hollywood Hair -- Roy Geer
Dolphins -- Coach Nesto -- Ernesto Echevarria
Self Soldiers -- Coach Self -- Danny Self
The Blue Crew -- Coach Hightower -- Jeff Joiner
Now there are lots of inside jokes that we'll cover for you from time to time, but at least you get the gist of things.
That's right folks this is only issue numero uno! We don't want your heads exploding all at once... just slowly over the course of the season...
Besides our next piece was written as a prelude to the '09 season and a look back to previous years by the one, the only.... drum roll please..... Commish Kratish!
And we'll be back after a week or two in the season to fill you in more on this slice of heaven we call The Swamp League.
COMING VERY EXTREMELY... WELL KIND OF SOON... WE THINK....
THE PRE-SEASON PREVIEW POST DRAFT SPECTACULAR SPECIAL
Who's keeping who?
Curse Rumors.....
And someone has made hairstory... Oops, we mean history... Find out who and so much less in...
TWS
@thenewdallor says: .....and so it begins....
A Guide To Understanding The Most Prolific Fantasy Football League Of All Time
First off, let us say hello to new friends and old. We are The Weekly Swamp. Named after the beloved league we follow, The Swamp, we strive for perfection in reporting.
But we fall short sometimes. Maybe more than short. Maybe really short...
Still, we are ones who bring you anything and everything Swamp related on a weekly basis!
This is a minor introduction into The Swamp so that way the rest of humanity can see what our generation really takes near and dear to their hearts.... FANTASY FOOTBALL!
The Swamp Fantasy Football League was founded by Matthew Krattish, Olo Karpha, Eric Brandon and Andrew Hibbert in 2002 out of boredom, football fanaticism, and lack of sexual prowess. But little did they know what this ragtag collection would evolve into over the course of time.
Over the years they have had members come and go, rotating in and out the best of the best.
As of the 2009 season this is the current roster;
Team Coach Name
Gators -- Coach/Commish Kratish -- Matthew Kratish
BigBody Ballers -- Coach BigBody -- Eric Brandon
The New Kings -- Coach Hair Deuce aka Coach Kingsley -- Andrew Hibbert
Dough Boyz -- Coach Killa Karpha -- Oluyemi "Olo" Karpha
G Knights -- Coach Hair Trece -- Ricky Geer
Patrick Chewing -- Coach Showtime -- John Easevoli
Hairs Hooligans -- Coach Doc Zoidberg/Owner Hollywood Hair -- Roy Geer
Dolphins -- Coach Nesto -- Ernesto Echevarria
Self Soldiers -- Coach Self -- Danny Self
The Blue Crew -- Coach Hightower -- Jeff Joiner
Now there are lots of inside jokes that we'll cover for you from time to time, but at least you get the gist of things.
That's right folks this is only issue numero uno! We don't want your heads exploding all at once... just slowly over the course of the season...
Besides our next piece was written as a prelude to the '09 season and a look back to previous years by the one, the only.... drum roll please..... Commish Kratish!
And we'll be back after a week or two in the season to fill you in more on this slice of heaven we call The Swamp League.
COMING VERY EXTREMELY... WELL KIND OF SOON... WE THINK....
THE PRE-SEASON PREVIEW POST DRAFT SPECTACULAR SPECIAL
Who's keeping who?
Curse Rumors.....
And someone has made hairstory... Oops, we mean history... Find out who and so much less in...
TWS
@thenewdallor says: .....and so it begins....
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